Lessons Learned

I've learned a few things here; how to feed children, how to take care of temper tantrums, how to take care of babies.

I've also learned that children get sick.

And that when children get sick, they sneeze.

And I've learned, most of all, that when young children get sick and they sneeze, they don't know to cover their mouths. Even when said mouth is full of food.



Now if you would excuse me, I need to go blow my nose.